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Where To Find Your Best Investment?--Look In The Mirror

You are your best investment vehicle.  You are the engine that runs You, Inc.  You have a job, you drive yourself to work, you do the job.  You, you, you.  But most people leave it there.  You shouldn't because some of your best investment opportunities happen after work.  Like fixing up your house. 

Read the article below but we will concentrate on the return on investment.

Summary--the article talks about the things YOU can do to fix up your house to sell it.  The reverse works as well--if you are looking for a house to buy look at the one that stinks and figure out how to fix it.  And how to fix it yourself because that is where the returns are.

Here is the takeaway from the article on DIY projects.

TILE A FLOOR

Your cost $265

Contractor Cost  $1,000

ROI=377%

PAINTING CABINETS

Your cost $135

Contractor Cost $1,200

ROI=888%

BUILD BOOKSHELVES

(I'm not sure about this one and it has the lowest return but...)

Your cost $700

Contractor cost $1,200

ROI=171%

DINING ROOM-REPLACE OVERHEAD FIXTURE

(Warning--this one is harder than it looks.  Not the electric part, just the working with your hands up in the air part and trying to get bolts and nuts to line up.)

Your cost  $150

Contractor cost $700

ROI=466%

You might quibble with the ROI calculation--it is early and I don't feel like doing a bunch of math but even if the returns were half, you get the idea.  AND DON'T THINK YOU CAN'T DO IT-WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A RHODES SCHOLAR WALKING AROUND A CONSTRUCTION SITE?  LEARN HOW TO DO IT AND REAP THE REWARDS.

My wife asked a few years ago how much we have saved/made by doing projects ourselves.  Being a cheap bastard and not afraid to saw off a finger or two, we have done a lot of projects.  Off the top of my head I threw out "$300,000."  I think I figured low. 

Good luck.

Small Projects That Pay Off Big

by Arianne Cohen
Friday, February 23, 2007
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Make your home more appealing to buyers (and yourself) with these easy indoor upgrades you can do on your own.

THE ENTRYWAY: TILE THE FLOOR

Do-it-yourself: $200 for tiles (four feet by four feet); $65 for tools
What you'd pay a pro: $1,000
Skill level: 2/4
Time: 1 day

"The foyer is the buyer's first impression of your house," says Sid Davis, author of Home Makeovers That Sell. "If people walk in and see a bad floor, they're going to wonder, 'What else is wrong with this dump?'"

Do this if... Your neighbors all have tile entries and you don't. And definitely if you have carpeting or linoleum, says carpenter Rick Crowe of Albany, N.Y. "The cheapest ceramic tile has more curb appeal than the most expensive linoleum."

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Payoff: A buyer's first impression will be a good one. "Tile makes a house look worth something," says Adam Berlin, a contractor in Littleton, Colo. and host of DIY network's Sweat Equity.

What sells a house best: Anything that looks like stone, says Berlin. "Natural stone is timeless - everybody wanted it 2,000 years ago in Rome, everybody wants it now."

It's also pricey ($4 and up per square foot); porcelain is a durable, cheaper alternative ($2.50 and up) that can look similar.

You need: Tiles, spacers, adhesive, notched trowel, grout, sealer and plywood

The basic job: You must pull up the old flooring and install a layer of plywood. Then glue, grout and seal. The hardest part is cutting the tile, which you'll likely have to do around borders. Ask the tile store if it provides this service for free.

Where to find directions: Go to doityourself.com/miscellaneousfloor.

Tip: Go for six-inch tiles or bigger. The less grouting there is, the easier cleanup will be.

THE KITCHEN: PAINT THE CABINETS

Do-it-yourself: $135 for tools and paint supplies; $5 and up per knob
What you'd pay a pro: $1,200, refacing; $5,000, replacing
Skill level: 2/4
Time: 2 days

"You'll make or break your sale in the kitchen," says Sid Davis, author of Home Makeovers That Sell. "It's the first room people head to when they look at a home, and if it doesn't meet their expectations, forget it."

Do this if... You're selling soon. You won't recoup the cost of fully replacing shabby cabinets with new ones (that's $5,000 and up). Refacing them is harder and costly too ($1,000-plus). A coat of paint, on the other hand, can cheaply do a lot to spiff up what you have, even if it's a bit of a cosmetic fix. "Over the long run, it'll chip and wear," cautions contractor Berlin. But hey, that's someone else's problem.

Payoff: "If buyers like your kitchen, they will go through the rest of the home," says Davis.

What sells a house best: Neutral colors like white or brown, suggests Berlin

You need: Drill, bits, tarp, sandpaper, primer, oil-based or latex acrylic paint or stain, paintbrushes (avoid rollers because they can add unwanted texture) and knobs

The basic job: On the first day, you'll remove the cabinets, sand them and apply primer. Wake up the next morning and paint or stain. Add fresh hardware to make them look brand new.

Where to find directions:
doityourself.com/stry/paintcabinets

THE FAMILY ROOM: BUILD BOOKSHELVES

Do-it-yourself: $500 for two six-foot-by-eight-foot oak shelves; $200 for tools
What you'd pay a pro: $1,200
Skill level: 1/4 (fixed shelves); 3/4 (adjustable)
Time: 1.5 days

"Since about 20 years ago, when builders started putting in family rooms off kitchens, these spaces have really come up in importance," says Sid Davis, author of Home Makeovers That Sell.

Do this if... You have an odd nook that otherwise would seem like wasted space - say, under the stairwell or alongside the fireplace - or You need: to add dimension and character to a room that lacks any architectural detailing.

Payoff: "You'll give the buyer an idea of how the space can be used," says realtor Camp.

What sells a house best: Hardwoods like oak ($10 a linear foot) and mahogany ($12) are sturdier and more appealing to buyers than cheaper fiberboard and particleboard (both $15 per eight-foot piece).Fixed shelves are beloved by realtors and designers for their clean look. Read: no unsightly brackets.

But there's also a case for adjustable. "Some people will have vases, others books," says New York City interior designer Chris Coleman. "This gives the buyer some flexibility." As for color, aim for innocuous - natural woods or woods painted off-white or beige are best.

You need: Precut wood, drill, bit, brackets and rails or shelf clips and a handsaw

The basic job: You'll spend the most time screwing brackets and uprights into the wall.

Where to find directions: Go to
acehardware.com /infohome and select Project How-To's; then scroll down and click on Building Shelves.

Tip: Avoid installing shelves if your family room is small. They can make tiny rooms too cozy.

THE DINING ROOM: REPLACE THE OVERHEAD FIXTURE

Do-it-yourself: $39 to $300 for the lamp; $40 for tools
What you'd pay a pro: $700
Skill level: 2/4
Time: 4 hours

"People who do a lot of entertaining will pay attention to this room," says Jay Fellhauer, a ReMax agent in Grand Junction, Colo.

Do this if... You haven't replaced the lighting in years, and it's not meant to look antique. Brass should definitely go, says Berlin, since "that springs cheap."

Payoff: "Good lighting is critical, especially in the dining area," says realtor Camp. "The right chandelier sets the tone and makes a dramatic impact on the buyer."

What sells a house best: Think universal appeal. In other words, don't go all Liberace if your house is country-style. Also, beware of an oversize or undersize fixture, which can make the room seem out of proportion. Use your dining table as a judge: The chandelier's diameter should be 12 inches less than the table's width.

You need: Chandelier (stick to models that are less than 30 pounds - heavier ones require a fan brace to support, "and you're better off hiring a pro to install that," says carpenter Crowe), metal outlet box, wire nuts, electrical tester, electrical tape, safety goggles, bulbs and wire cutter

The basic job: First you must shut off the circuit breaker. In most homes you'll be able to hang a lightweight chandelier from an existing electrical box (more likely if it's metal). Expose the wires and unscrew the wire nuts to remove the previous fixture; then match up the wires from the lamp with the wires in the box.

Where to find directions: Go to
lowes.com and select How-To Projects from the Project Center pulldown menu, then Lighting and Electric from the menu at left.

THE MASTER BATH: ADD GLASS SHOWER DOORS

Do-it-yourself: $300 to $800 for the glass-door kit; $70 for tools
What you'd pay a pro: $1,150
Skill level: 3/4
Time: 4 hours

"If you're going to put money into a home, you should start in the rooms with running water," advises Adam Berlin, a contractor in Littleton, Colo. and host of DIY network's Sweat Equity.

Do this if... The room isn't particularly spacious. "A curtain divides it and makes it seem smaller," says Camp.

Payoff: Because the eye doesn't stop at the curtain, "glass doors give the appearance of more open space," Camp adds.

What sells a house best: Frameless doors, which have a clean, spa-like look. Thing is, these are hell to install on bathroom walls that aren't quite flush. Framed doors, while less ideal, are still an improvement on a curtain. If you plan to live in the house while you're trying to sell, you might consider frosted glass, "especially if your neighborhood has hard water," says Crowe. "Clear glass will show the soap scum."

You need: Caulk gun, silicone adhesive (waterproof caulk), file, hacksaw, drill, bit, punch, miter box and anchors

The basic job: You'll attach the bottom track with adhesive, then drill in the bottom and side tracks. After you install the door and panels, you'll put in the top tracks; finish by sealing the tracks with waterproof caulk.

Where to find directions: Read the paperwork that comes with the door kit - every model is different.

Tip: Pick out doors in person, visiting the showroom with dimensions in hand. Do you really want to mail back a glass door ordered online?

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Dr. Strangelove Or How To Survive A Nuclear Bomb

I tend to not try and dwell on things I can't do anything about but stumbled across this post about surviving a nuclear bomb attack.  This isn't the attack from another nation, it is a terrorist attack, a suitcase bomb though the suitcase would have to be pretty big.

Well, I am including it because today I don't have much time (have to go see a mason about brick work) and some people may need this information.  Also, it has something of a nostalgic ring to it as growing up in the '50's we got daily doses of how to survive, maybe, a nuclear attack.  And these weren't suitcases, they were ICBMs, inter continental ballistic missiles.  Now you know why your parents are neurotic.  Scroll down through all the garbage.

the survivalist: How to live through disasters.

The Survivalist

Illustration by Deanna Staffo. Click image to expand.How does one rank hypothetical catastrophes? Which would be worse—another Katrina or another 9/11? It seems fitting to begin with the cataclysm we've all been worrying about for more than half a century: a nuclear attack on a major city. With some 27,000 nuclear warheads scattered around the world, and with, shall we say, less-than-ideal safeguards in Russia, Pakistan, and North Korea, some experts predict it is bound to happen sooner or later. They don't keep shuttling Dick Cheney to his undisclosed location (deep under Pennsylvania's Raven Rock Mountains) just for show. Shortly after 9/11, the White House was on high alert in response to a CIA report than an errant Soviet "suitcase nuke" was being smuggled into the United States. That report was eventually discredited, but given the current availability of fissile material and the shocking dearth of effort being spent to reduce it, such an alarm may eventually prove true. "If we continue along our present course," warns Harvard's Graham Allison, "nuclear terrorism is inevitable."

Here's the worst part: You will survive. Get those images of Jason Robards in The Day After out of your head. This is not that. We're not talking here about multiple-entry 20-megaton warheads wiping whole cities off the map in seconds. A single terrorist nuke, more likely in the 5- to 10-kiloton range (Hiroshima was 12 kilotons), will kill tens or hundreds of thousands of people in any big city but spare the rest. In New York, that will leave about 7.5 million of us to sort through the carnage.

Let's consider what would happen. The first 30 seconds or so will unfold like this:



  • A silent, invisible electromagnetic pulse will instantly disable many computers, cars, and other electronic systems for miles.
  • A blinding flash of light will bathe the area, burning the retinas of all looking directly into it. (Permanent blindness for some; temporary for others.)
  • A crushing heat and shock wave, accompanied by a fierce wind, will knock down many buildings within a half mile. Beyond that immediate radius, most buildings will stay standing, but people and glass will get tossed about for many miles.

Soon fires will engulf thousands of buildings, and a large, deadly plume of radioactive dust will be carried in one direction or another by prevailing winds.

So, what should you do? For all survivors within 20 miles, the immediate task will be to stay away from fires and avoid the fallout for at least a couple of days. (The vast majority of radioactivity fades away that quickly.) The only two methods of avoiding fallout would be:

A) to take shelter until the radiation danger fades, or

B) if you have time, evacuate the area, heading in a perpendicular direction to the fallout wind.

In either case, it would be a very good idea for everyone in the exposed area to take potassium iodide pills, a relatively harmless substance that prevents your thyroid from soaking up radio-iodine and thus lowers the risk of future thyroid cancer. (Appropriate doses here. Good place to buy the pills here.) It would also be extremely useful to have a key-chain radiation monitor—the one that currently seems to be most effective is here.

Whether to stay put or run away is the subject of some controversy. In all likelihood, many survivors of the blast would quickly find themselves in an eerie simulation of every political satirist's favorite film, Duck and Cover.

What in the 1950s came across as a laughably reassuring response to an overwhelming threat turns out to be surprisingly coherent practical advice for the urban 21st century. Because you are unlikely to be able to outrun the radioactive fallout, the best option in any city would most likely be to immediately find refuge under a thick physical barrier and to remain there for at least a few days. That barrier is your best defense against tiny particles and penetrating rays. Basements are best, followed by interior rooms with no windows. If you are in a tall tower, it's probably best to be on a midlevel floor, in a room close to the center of the building with no windows. You will need to stay there for several days at least, so your temporary shelter should be prestocked with food, water, radio, flashlights, and a makeshift toilet. Ideally, radio messages would begin soon after the explosion to instruct people about the nature and direction of the fallout and whether and how to evacuate. (Those interested in more thorough preparation can go here.)

"This would not be the end of the world," nuclear expert Charles Ferguson emphasized to me as we talked through the sequence of post-atomic events. "We can deal with this kind of horrific attack, and a little preparation can go a long way to increasing your chances of survival." It's a shocking, unnerving reality that one can rationally prepare for a nuclear blast. But all it really takes is a trip to the grocery store, a few clicks on the Internet, and short conversations with your boss and your wife.

I know that most of you would sooner shop for your own casket than stock up on post-nuclear groceries. The great paradox of surviving nuclear terrorism is that probably the most excruciating part is confronting it emotionally, tearing your psyche away from the much more comfortable (and widely assumed) scenario of annihilation. Ask any New Yorker about a nuclear attack and the first thing you'll hear is, "Why dwell on it? I'll be dead." No one wants to hear the muckier truth of likely survival. If confronted, people jerk back with the response, "I'd kill myself." But you wouldn't. A few survivors might, but that's just not what humans do in the face of catastrophe. Ask Elie Wiesel or Viktor Frankl. We've got this annoying survival instinct. You would want to live. You would want to help your family. You would want to help others. You would want to rebuild your life.

Why not face that reality now, in advance? Yes, it's uncomfortable. But an hour or two of preparation might mean the difference between complete misery and relative safety. No one is suggesting a life-altering obsession—Lord knows I'm looking forward to thinking about something else—only that you spend about as much time preparing for this awful unlikelihood as you already have for other awful unlikelihoods. None of us expect to get cancer or watch our house burn to cinders, but we buy health, life, and home insurance just in case. We prepare for the worst and then forget about it. Why not apply that same principle to acts of God or Bin Laden?

Maybe you won't, but I will. Someone has to start the trend. To survey my survival gear options, I paid a visit to Safer America, a disaster-preparedness supply shop on East 54th Street in Manhattan.

General manager Jonathan Elkoubi was waiting inside, ready to show me how, since 9/11, he has helped families and corporations prepare for the next 9/11. His showroom is a survivalist's paradise, stocked with everything from smoke hoods and particle masks to earthquake alarms and skyscraper escape parachutes. ("I'm not going to name any names," he said, "but you'd be shocked by the CEOs who buy these parachutes for their own personal use and buy nothing for anyone else even on their own floor.")

At the end of the full tour, we came to the pièces de résistance: the new, lightweight Demron™ torso vest and full-body radiation suit. For $688 and $1,200, respectively, not only will you effortlessly beat back most ionizing rays—you'll look damned good doing it.

Maybe that's how we turn urbanites around on nuclear preparedness. We make it chic.

Click here for the essential survival shopping list. Next: How to survive an earthquake.

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on.  Also, it has something of a nostalgic ring to it as growing up in the '50's we got daily doses of how to survive, maybe, a nuclear attack.  And these weren't suitcases, they were ICBMs, inter continental ballistic missiles.  Now you know why your parents are neurotic.

Some Inconvient Truths

Just some facts on oil and energy from George Will--

-gasoline was more expensive, inflation adjusted, in 1981 than now.

-the United States is less energy dependent.  Since 1975, energy consumption per unit of gross domestic product has fallen 48%.  If you don't understand that, just think conservation and more efficient users of energy.

-oil represents a shrinking share of total US energy consumption--down from 44% in 1970 to 40% in 2005.  Think solar, wind, water, natural gas power.

-oil is used for transportation.  Half of America's electricity is generated by coal.

-the US has 22 billion barrels of proven oil reserves.  We have another 112 billion barrels that could be recovered if drilling was allowed in areas that are now restricted.  87 billion of the 112 barrels are in Alaska and 'protected.'

-Also, in Alaska is 656 trillion cubic feet of recoverable natural gas.

-oil companies make about 13 cents on a gallon of gasoline. 

-the Federal government makes 18.4 cents.

-the state of California makes 40.2 cents per gallon. 

-the city of San Francisco makes another 8.5% through sales tax.

So perhaps we could tackle high energy prices two ways--more exploration coupled with lower taxes.

Don't think that is going to happen since the only thing coming out of Congress is talk about 'price gouging.'

Managing By Being Stupid

Most managers spend most of their time trying to look smart and thus never learn anything.  You actually learn the most when you are totally ignorant of the facts and admit it.

Case in point--this house we are building.  For background, I have had to learn a lot of things about housebuilding and fixing things because I am cheap.  But I did not know the process of building a house.  I thought I did but wanted to make sure and, as usual, my wife came to the rescue. 

When we first started out on this project Sue mentioned her friend Cindy.  Seems she and husband Tim had built their own house and I decided to be smart by not trying to reinvent the wheel.  Plus, I remembered that Tim, now a pilot for UPS, was a former Marine fighter pilot.  Pilots by nature and training do things by the book while taking risks, calculated risks.  And they are thorough.

So called Tim and set up a time to go see him.  Toured the house and then into his office where he pulled out two binders.  He took one binder and said "These are the guys to use."  Took the other binder and said, "These are the guys not to use." 

For background, Tim had done everything right.  He drove around work sites, he interviewed subs, he got three bids.  And he still got screwed.  By one guy, his framer.  I'm surprised that guy is still alive.  Why would anyone in their right mind, screw over a Marine.  The guy must have had a death wish.

So took Tim's list and saw that he gave high marks to his grading guy and his slab guy plus they were buddies.  So called the slab guy, John, and he said "Use Golden."  Called Golden and he said, "Use John." 

So hired both and Golden, a 300 pound ex-wrestler from Iowa, came out, met with Sue, marked off trees, and won her heart.  Then he spent five hours leveling the lot so well you could have gone bowling on it.  Just as he finished, a guy came barreling through the trees, yelling.  I thought Golden was going to wrestle the guy but turned out they were old buddies and Golden soon had Cecilio in a bear hug.  They were buddies from way back and Cecilio was framing the house next door--a 12,000 square foot monster.  Or as Cecilio put it, "A big f*******g mess." 

Cecilio and Golden shot the breeze for a few minutes and after Cecilio I asked Golden about Cecilio as a framer.  "The best."  So I went over to see Cecilio with my blueprints and five minutes later I had a framer.

Then my plumber had a heart attack and I needed a plumber.  John, the slab guy, was out putting up forms.  I asked, "Hey, John, do you know any..."

You see where this is going.  Ask and you shall receive.  Acting like you know everything will only confirm that you know nothing. 

Memorial Day

We, well not we, but they, are drilling the well for our new house today so I am running out the door.  Looking for something to post and came upon this by Ben Stein.  Whatever your politics it should not matter this weekend, this Memorial Day weekend.  I need to send a check.  Here's Ben-- 

My goal in this column is to help you not ruin your life -- that is, to help you prepare for retirement, gain an understanding of the economy, and know what investment options perform best in historical terms and are likely to continue to do so. I'm sure I'm often wrong, but in general, the advice works.

Here, however, is some investment advice that truly can't lead you astray. This is a way for you to get a very good return on your money, guaranteed.

The Price of Our Freedom

I'll start with the obvious. Of course we all love the free society that is America. We love the freedom from fear, the abundance, and the chance to control our own personal, political, religious (or not religious), and financial destinies. We play in a magnificent garden called the United States of America, the greatest gift to mankind there has ever been.

But how much thought do we give to the men and women who keep us free? How much do we actually consider those who wear the uniforms, fight America's battles, and give their lives to keep us happy and safe in this magnificent garden?

And do we think about what happens to the widows, widowers, orphans, and parents left behind when a terrorist IED kills a group of Marines or a squad of soldiers? Do we think of the intense despair, pain, and loneliness that grip these fine people whose loved ones have given their all for America?

Most of us probably believe the Department of Defense takes care of them and nurtures their emotional wounds. In a way, they do (and, as taxpayers, so do we), but the "casualty officer" only visits the widow, widower, or orphan for 10 days, and then the family is on their own.

Or they would be if it weren't for a wonderful woman named Bonnie Carroll, who started an organization for military widows 14 years ago called the Tragedy Assistance Program for Survivors, or TAPS for short. Bonnie's motivation was the horrible, accidental death of her husband in a plane crash in Alaska. He was an Air Force general.

The Bereaved Helping the Bereaved

Today, most of the widows Bonnie and her staff care for are alone because of terrorism in Iraq and Afghanistan. As we all know, there are thousands of men, women, and children who have suffered a terrible loss -- usually a sudden one -- because of the wars in these countries.

Bonnie's group reaches out to every one of them, offering counseling, reading materials on how to cope with grief and loneliness, and, most of all, camaraderie with others in similar situations. One widow helping another, one orphan helping another, one parent helping another -- this is how TAPS works

They hold workshops, a summer camp for children, and a 24-hour help line. It's a network of men, women, and children offering their experience, strength, and hope to each other, and helping to keep each other going.

What kind of things do they do in particular? Recently, an Army sergeant killed in Iraq left behind several children, including a seven-year-old boy. His mom told the child and his siblings that their father was in heaven, and that they would see him when they went to heaven themselves.

A few days later, the boy told a friend that he had figured out a way to see his father right away: He would kill himself and go to his father in heaven. His mother got wind of it right away and asked TAPS for help. They sent the boy to talk to other kids whose fathers or mothers had been killed, and the boy put aside his suicidal thoughts and now helps other children who have lost parents in the wars.

I'm not saying he understands death; who does? But he won't be taking his own life and thus destroying his family anytime soon. That's thanks to TAPS.

Hope Amid Heartache

There are other such stories:

  • A widow in rural New Mexico called TAPS saying she couldn't go on without her husband. She said she was going to kill herself. A TAPS network reached a police officer in her vicinity, and he stayed with her for three days until she calmed down and entered grief counseling at TAPS.
  • The father of a slain Marine was trying to tough it out without help. He was furious and became suicidal. TAPS put him in touch with other grieving dads, and now he sees some small sliver of hope despite his terrible loss.
  • Joanna Wroblewski, the widow of a young Marine killed in Iraq about two years ago, couldn't get out of bed for months. Now she's a major force in TAPS, and has formed networks of survivors and keeps them going through the example of her own strength and love.

I've seen these people in action at their Memorial Day "Good Grief" camp for orphans. I've seen them link hands with the men and women who are asked to endure the unendurable. They do work that reflects glory on the entire organization.

What You Can Do

I don't know what the DIA count will be at the end of this year, or of next year. I love the EEM and the IGE, but I can't forecast their short-term return, either.

I can say that whether you are a Republican or a Democrat, whether you support the war in Iraq or not, you can be sure your money will take care of some extremely deserving people if you give to TAPS. The return is tax free, and it will last forever.

Please join me in helping these men, women, and children who have sacrificed so much. You can reach TAPS at this address:

TAPS -- Tragedy Assistance Program for Survivors
1621 Connecticut Ave., N.W.
Suite 300
Washington, DC 20009

It's the best investment you'll ever make. 

The Dreaded Insurance

I hate to do this but I have to go see my well guy about where to put the thing on the property.  So I will saddle you with horrible Suze and house insurance--serves you right.  Try to muddle through and get what you need.  Usually the bank that holds your mortgage will tell you what you need and make sure you buy it because they aren't going to lose any money if the thing burns to the ground. 

Here is one thing Suze probably didn't tell you--don't make claims.  People do it all the time to fix a broken window or something equally minor.  If you do, you will pay eventually.  You make a claim and the insurance company will jack up your rate.  So keep insurance only for the big stuff as in catastrophic.  I had a roof done once because of hail and I paid for it through higher rates.  Believe me.  Keep it simple--buy what the bank tells you to buy, don't make claims, eventually own the house and have a 10% deductible like me.  The rates go way down then.  Heeeeere's Suze.

Just because you have homeowners insurance doesn't mean you're protected.

True protection is when you know for a fact that your policy will provide you and your family coverage that allows you to repair, rebuild, and restart after a major loss. Not assume, not guess, but know you have the right coverage.

Yet time and again I've seen homeowners who buy a policy that "seems OK," without really understanding the coverage they have. Often, it's a decision simply based on which company is offering the basic coverage demanded by a mortgage lender at the cheapest premium. You as a buyer figure that if the mortgage lender is fine with it, then you're amply covered.

You're not. All mortgage lenders care about is that your insurance at least covers the value of the loan. That covers their financial risk, but it doesn't cover everything you need to be truly secure.

What You Already Know

Let me put you to the test:

  1. If your home is destroyed due to a loss (fire, for example) covered by your policy, the payout you receive will be equal to:
    1. Whatever it takes to rebuild my home to the standard it was before the loss.
    2. 125 percent of the dwelling limit coverage stated on my policy.
    3. 100 percent of the dwelling limit coverage stated on my policy.
    4. The value of my home's materials at the time of the loss.
    5. I have no clue.
  2. The coverage amount of my policy is adjusted annually for inflation.
    1. Yes.
    2. No.
    3. I have no clue.
  3. If my possessions are stolen or damaged in a covered loss, my payout will be equal to:
    1. The depreciated value of the possessions at the time of the loss.
    2. The cost to buy new replacements.
    3. I have no clue.
  4. If I can't live in my home while it is being repaired or rebuilt, my policy will help me pay for another place to live for:
    1. A maximum of 12 months with no dollar limit.
    2. A maximum of 12 months with a dollar limit.
    3. An unlimited period of time with no dollar limit.
    4. I have no clue.
  5. If I'm ever sued and must pay a large judgment, I have enough personal liability coverage so that I won't be forced to sell my home or other assets to settle the payment.
    1. Yes.
    2. No.
    3. I have no clue.

If you were honest in your answers, I imagine you made a few guesses or opted for "I have no clue" more than once. That's not good; you're playing financial roulette with what probably amounts to your largest investment.

You need to immediately check your current policy to see what coverage you have, or call up your agent and discuss the crucial elements of a homeowners insurance policy that truly protects you.

What You Should Know

Let's run through the right answers:

1. A or B

The amount of money your home is insured for is called the dwelling limit coverage. The goal is for your policy to give you a payout that would cover the cost of rebuilding or repairing the home, which can often be more than you anticipate given the ever-rising cost of building construction and materials.

The best homeowners insurance coverage is what is known as guaranteed replacement coverage: Whatever it takes to replace, your policy will pay for. If you can get this coverage, do so, but it's not available in every state.

That brings us to B: Extended replacement cost coverage. With this coverage, your maximum payout can exceed the dollar amount listed on your policy. The typical max is 125 percent of your dwelling limit coverage.

Let's say you have a $300,000 policy and your home is destroyed in a covered loss. If you have a simple replacement cost policy (option C), your maximum payout would be $300,000. But with extended replacement cost coverage, your maximum payout could be as much as $375,000.

2. A

OK, this one is obvious. Not all policies automatically include an annual inflation adjustment, though, and you probably don't check in with your insurance agent every year to update your policy.

But, please, make it automatic: You want the value of your dwelling limit coverage to increase every year to keep up with rising building costs. Get the inflation coverage -- now.

3. B

When it comes to insuring your possessions, if you see the words actual cash value (ACV) anywhere in your policy, then you have a lousy policy. ACV is insurance code for "We're not going to pay you enough to go out and buy a replacement that's new."

"Actual" refers to the depreciated value of the possession at the time of the loss. So if your five-year-old sofa is damaged, you'll be given a payout based on the value of a used five-year-old sofa, not what it will cost you to buy a new replacement. Same with your plasma-screen TV and every other possession.

Doesn't sound too appealing? Then make sure your possessions are insured for replacement cost. With this coverage, the payout is based on the cost to purchase a new replacement.

4. C

Again, no big surprise, but my experience is that homeowners typically have no clue what sort of coverage they have.

You have to realize that if your home is damaged or destroyed, you still need to keep up with the mortgage payments even if you can't live in the home. Yet at the same time, you're going to have to live somewhere else, so that creates a second set of living costs.

That's why this coverage is so crucial: It gives you money to pay the rent for the "second" home while you wait for the home you own to be repaired or rebuilt. Ideally, you want this coverage to give you a payout for as long as needed; if your home is destroyed, it can often take more than a year to rebuild.

If your policy provides just 12 months of extended living cost coverage, you're going to have a lot of out-of-pocket expenses between the time the coverage runs out and you can move back into your home.

5. A

The maximum personal liability coverage on a homeowners policy is $500,000. If the value of your assets -- including your home -- is more than that, you need to purchase a separate personal umbrella liability policy.

If you're ever sued and lose, your liability policy can cover the settlement instead of you having to sell your assets to raise the money. A $1 million policy will cost just a few hundred dollars. That's a small price to pay to be sure you'll never lose your home.

How To SAVE A Million Dollars

Jonathan Clements of the Wall Street Journal writes some pretty good stuff.  Pretty good as in real good compared to most 'financial' writers.  Here is one on how to save a million.

The whole story is below but let's take a few highlights as whole articles are sometimes difficult to digest.

If you're a newly minted college graduate, the $1 million-plus needed for retirement might seem impossibly large.  Feeling discouraged? Try lowering your sights, aiming instead to accumulate savings equal to two times your annual income.  Once you hit that milestone, the financial wind will be at your back -- and reaching your retirement-savings goal should be a breeze.

What he is really saying is take little bites.  Trying to save a million is too hard to contemplate at 22 or 23.  Just start saving on a regular basis and the amounts will take care of themselves.  I don't mean invest a dollar--try to max out your 401k or invest $200 every two weeks.  But do something and make it regular.  Don't say you will do it tomorrow.

"People wonder how they will ever accumulate enough money," says Charles Farrell, a financial adviser with Denver's Northstar Investment Advisors. "But what many investors fail to understand is that, once they reach a certain level of assets, most of the savings should come from investment growth."

This is the snowball down the mountain that turns into an avalanche.  This 'certain level of assets' is often called critical mass--the point where you can't stop the money from growing.  The growth comes from the compounding as the investments pay off.  It is getting started that is the hard part.

Here is the example--

Mr. Farrell figures the breakthrough occurs at around two times income. Let's say your salary has hit that $80,000, you have amassed $160,000 in savings, you are socking away 12% of your pretax income each month and your investments earn 6% a year.

Over the next 12 months, your $160,000 portfolio would balloon to $179,518, or $19,518 more. Your monthly savings would account for $9,600 of that growth. But the other $9,918 would come from investment gains. In other words, you've got to the crossover point, where the biggest driver of your portfolio's growth is now investment earnings, not the actual dollars you're socking away.

Now how to get there--

Getting started. That still leaves the initial task of accumulating two times income. "It can take people 12 to 15 years," Mr. Farrell says. "The earlier you can start, the better. But if you're close to two times pay by your early 40s, you're probably in pretty good shape."

If you start your savings program in your early to mid-twenties you are set.  If you don't and wake up with nothing in 15 years, you are screwed.  Well, not screwed, but way behind.

How to do it--

As you strive to amass that sum, your top priority should be funding your employer's 401(k) plan. In addition to the initial tax deduction and continuing tax deferral, you will likely receive a matching employer contribution, which will help speed your portfolio's progress.

Here is where to put the money.  You also have options at your employer so make sure you know what the funds are buying.

Which investments should you buy? Check out broadly diversified no-load funds like AARP Aggressive and Schwab Target 2040, both of which require a $100 initial investment. Until you reach Schwab's $1,000 brokerage-account minimum, you will need to add $100 every month through an automatic investment plan, where money is pulled out of your bank account and invested directly in the fund.

Also consider Fidelity Freedom 2050 and T. Rowe Price Retirement 2050. The regular minimum at both funds is $2,500. T. Rowe Price will trim that minimum to $1,000 if you open an IRA and waive the minimum entirely if you sign up for a $50-a-month automatic-investment plan. Similarly, at Fidelity Freedom 2050, you can sidestep the minimum if you agree to invest $200 a month through Fidelity's SimpleStart IRA program.

This is pretty much all you need to know but the entire text is below if you need more detail.

How to Save $1 Million for Retirement

The Wall Street Journal Online
By Jonathan Clements


If you're a newly minted college graduate, the $1 million-plus needed for retirement might seem impossibly large.

Feeling discouraged? Try lowering your sights, aiming instead to accumulate savings equal to two times your annual income.

Once you hit that milestone, the financial wind will be at your back -- and reaching your retirement-savings goal should be a breeze.

Breaking through. Suppose you expect eventually to earn $80,000 a year. Looking ahead to retirement, you reckon that -- in addition to Social Security -- you will want maybe $45,000 a year from your portfolio, adjusted for inflation.

To generate that $45,000, you will need a $1 million nest egg, calculated in today's dollars. This assumes that, in retirement, you use a 4.5% annual portfolio-withdrawal rate.

Investment Growth

"People wonder how they will ever accumulate enough money," says Charles Farrell, a financial adviser with Denver's Northstar Investment Advisors. "But what many investors fail to understand is that, once they reach a certain level of assets, most of the savings should come from investment growth."

Mr. Farrell figures the breakthrough occurs at around two times income. Let's say your salary has hit that $80,000, you have amassed $160,000 in savings, you are socking away 12% of your pretax income each month and your investments earn 6% a year.

Over the next 12 months, your $160,000 portfolio would balloon to $179,518, or $19,518 more. Your monthly savings would account for $9,600 of that growth. But the other $9,918 would come from investment gains. In other words, you've got to the crossover point, where the biggest driver of your portfolio's growth is now investment earnings, not the actual dollars you're socking away.

You should, however, keep salting away money. That sacrifice will be handsomely rewarded, as things really start to snowball. Using the assumptions above, your portfolio would soar from $160,000 to more than $418,000 a decade later. True, part of this gain would be lost to inflation. But inflation should also drive up your salary, allowing you to squirrel away more money.

Get Started Now

Getting started. That still leaves the initial task of accumulating two times income.

"It can take people 12 to 15 years," Mr. Farrell says. "The earlier you can start, the better. But if you're close to two times pay by your early 40s, you're probably in pretty good shape."

As you strive to amass that sum, your top priority should be funding your employer's 401(k) plan. In addition to the initial tax deduction and continuing tax deferral, you will likely receive a matching employer contribution, which will help speed your portfolio's progress.

If you can, save outside your employer's plan, by funding a Roth individual retirement account. That won't get you an initial tax deduction, but you will enjoy tax-free growth. A Roth also offers a heap of flexibility. At any time, you can withdraw your contributions -- but not the account's investment earnings -- without any sort of tax hit. That means your Roth could double as an emergency reserve or as your house down-payment fund.

Investment Ideas

Which investments should you buy? Check out broadly diversified no-load funds like AARP Aggressive and Schwab Target 2040, both of which require a $100 initial investment. Until you reach Schwab's $1,000 brokerage-account minimum, you will need to add $100 every month through an automatic investment plan, where money is pulled out of your bank account and invested directly in the fund.

Also consider Fidelity Freedom 2050 and T. Rowe Price Retirement 2050. The regular minimum at both funds is $2,500. T. Rowe Price will trim that minimum to $1,000 if you open an IRA and waive the minimum entirely if you sign up for a $50-a-month automatic-investment plan. Similarly, at Fidelity Freedom 2050, you can sidestep the minimum if you agree to invest $200 a month through Fidelity's SimpleStart IRA program.

Refinery Crisis Responses

Got this from Susan---

There is something going on in the oil business but I am unsure what it is. There is a major shortage in the engineering/3D modeler world. The 3D mnodelers/engineering designers can ask for a major premium in the oil business right now. Works for me. Wages have shot up in a good way for me. I have had 2 offers in the last week and I have not been looking for a new job (no, I am not in the oil business nor looking to relocate).

Not exactly sure what a 3D modeler/engineering designer is but if you are one, get on down to Houston.  Susan, just exactly what is a 3D modeler and how does one become one?  Is it fun?  Exciting?  Do you enjoy being one?  What are the long term prospects?

The reason I ask the last question is that in my dealings with engineers most of them enjoy making things and thus make poor managers (a gross generalization but my experience) so they do well starting out but kind of hit a wall early on.  Comments?

Then this from Khyron--

The last new refinery built in the US was built in 1976 (I was 1 year old in 1976).

People don't like industrial sites built near their homes. NIMBY. Of course, if Marathon Oil's refinery filled your house with oil after Hurriance Katrina, you probably have a very good reason for your NIMBY attitude.

Refining has typically sucked as a business. And there are long institutional memories in the oil business. And just like building nuclear facilities, if you can even find a site for the refinery (see last point), you still have environmental impact studies plus local/state and possibly federal approvals to obtain. You don't just turn on new refining capacity.

So yes, although the price of refined products definitely helps the refiner's profit margins, its a non-trivial act to add refining capacity. Even if they want to, they just can't do it. And of course, at some point, they'll want to because they'll be vilified by the media and politicians about the refining margin, and thats where you get windfall taxes and other such B.S.

Its a multi-faceted issue. I don't think most outlets can get beyond their biases to look at all the particular issues involved.

Well said.  I did hear an oil analyst on a radio program yesterday saying that more refinery capacity is coming on line in the next few years after years of red tape and environmental studies as noted by Khyron.  The oil analyst was more gloomy on supply.

To quote Gilda Radner--"If it ain't one thing, its another."

Ho! Ho! Ho! And A Bottle Of Rum

Looking to find a treasure on Wall Street?  You just missed one.  Odyssey Marine Exploration just jumped over 50 % because of this---Scroll down and take a look.  No real life lesson here but an interesting business.