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Why A Lousy First Job Is Good For You

Graduation is six or seven months ago or five or six months ahead but either way, recent grads and soon to be grads are thinking about or experiencing their first jobs and it is scary.  First jobs are usually awful and there seems to be some mystic force that makes them that way.  First jobs are not designed to grant immediate life fulfillment.  First jobs are designed to make you figure out WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO. 

Some people know what they want to do after college and have known since they entered middle school.  These people end up as Certified Public Accountants or mechanical engineers.  For the rest of us, there is a great terrible void, or swamp, out there that scares us to death because it is uncertain (like life itself is not uncertain.)  So the best thing to do is do something, anything--get in the car, drive to a city where you don't know anybody, take the first job that comes along.  You might as well get it over with and experience your first lousy job because it will be terrible but it will 1) define and crystallize what you don't want to do and 2) bring into focus what you do want to do.  Doing nothing only makes the situation worse.  A case study.

My daughter, Margot, graduated in August from Texas A&M University with a degree in marketing.  To an employer this is good and bad news.  The good news is she was smart enough to get into the business school and smart enough to graduate.  The bad news is marketing is one of those wishy washy degrees--not as bad as history or political science but not easy to place like accounting.  Margot had some vague idea about getting into the music industry but what 22 year old doesn't?  Graduation came and went and a job popped up on the A&M career center website--Houston, recruiter for tech jobs, client list including Halliburton, Baylor Medical and a bunch of other Houston biggies.  Recruiting is a tough business but some people make a lot of money at it so why not?  Lifestylewise, Houston is away from home but not too far, there are a lot of A&M alums around, and only two hours from A&M so close for seeing friends and football games.

Got the job, got an apartment (nice, right downtown, relatively cheap by big city standards, bus to work), and I financed a four hour visit to IKEA. 

Set up and ready to go and...hated it.  Work from 8 in the morning to 7 in the evening.  Two other women started the same week and got fired on Friday.  Yikes.  Told to work on Saturday which was ok but told at 4pm on Friday afternoon--that is really unprofessional.  And no business since the market is so tight that if tech people want more money they just walk into their bosses' office and ask.

But Margot hung in there until Mother Nature came calling.  After Hurricane Katrina, there was Hurricane Rita and Houston shut down.  I called Margot on Wednesday and told her to get out of town, fast.  Her boss said stay till Thursday.  I overruled that and for once Margot agreed with her dad and got out of town to College Station.  The trip took 2 hours.  The next day, Thursday, the trip took 14 hours because everybody decided to get out of town at the same time.  Margot had had enough.  Back to Houston after Rita hit somewhere else, called her boss and quit.  Two months of a rotten job BUT Margot had learned a lot.

She learned that 1) she likes to work, 2) she likes getting up and having a place to go and earn money 3) she is good at managing multiple projects 4) she is a fast learner as she didn't get fired in the first week 5) she presents herself well over the phone and in person 6) she can relate to people and get them interested in talking to her.  Margot knew all that stuff, the job just verified what she thought.

She also learned she didn't like unreasonable bosses and organizations (who does?) that are, at best, dysfunctional and wanted to avoid them.  In summary, she found out what she didn't want to do and got a pretty good idea of what she wanted to do.

So what happened?  Find out tomorrow.

 

    

"But You Are The Man"

I love this ad.  You've seen it--the senior executive, big office, smart dresser, looking sinister telling his newbie MBA assistant that he uses some cheap cell phone service (Verizon?) so he can "stick it to the man."  And his assistant points out sheepishly, "But you are the man."

The ad works because no matter how successful, how rich, how handsome, most people feel persecuted and want to stick it to the "Man."  This poor guy has to answer to screaming shareholders, cranky kids, and wakes up each night with the sweats after a nightmare about one of his 30,000 employees sprinkling crack cocaine over the cereal his company makes. 

Great ad, wrong industry.  Some ad agency should get their hands on this and flog it to the mutual fund industry to get people to invest in their 401(k) s and Roth IRA's.  Instead we have these lame ads and articles telling us to invest $100 a month, get a return of 10% and in sixty years you have...Who Cares?  Most people can't figure out what they are going to have for lunch let alone what they are going to have in sixty years.   

But you do want to stick it to the Man and you can by maxing out your retirement plans because you are investing and the Man is giving you the money.  First, your employer probably has a 'match'--you put in x and they put in y.  (This is to make you forget about the defined benefit program they cancelled the week you started.  If you don't know about this, call one of your newly hired buddies over at IBM.  Also, in the long run, you will be better off with the 401 (k).)  I worked at a very successful pharmaceutical company and they matched 2.12 to 1.  I put in a dollar and they coughed up $2.12. 

Talk about sticking it to the Man! 

Next up, the Feds.  When you contribute to a 401(k) the contribution comes off your taxable income.  You make $35,000 and you contribute $3,500 your taxable income is $31,500 saving you...a lot.  Run the two numbers through TurboTax (see Category 8) and see the difference.      

Keep doing this for a few years and the dollars start to snowball and you have some assets with which to say, if you have to, screw you, I'm out of here or take the money and start a business or any number of things as a way to stick it to the Man.

But, there is a catch.  If you take the money out before age 59 and some change, you pay a penalty of 10% and income taxes on the balance.  So what?  If you really need the money you will gladly pay the penalty and there are exceptions to the 10% penalty but The Important Thing is you have some money and you are in control of your destiny and not being told what to do by the Man.

Kurt Vonnegut wrote that money is dehydrated Utopia.  It's not.  It's dehydrated Freedom.

For more on your 401(k), Roths, and the company match see Category 12 and 13.

Teaching An Old Dog New Tricks

Probably shouldn't start off a new personal finance blog with a story about a dog but there is a moral to the story.  Here's the set-up.

Marc, the human in the picture on the left, is my son and wanted a dog.  But not just any dog.  He wanted a bull terrier which most people recognize as the Target dog but Marc recognizes as the dog Patton had in World War II.  Marc is a lieutenant in the Air Force so military stuff, including Patton's dog, rates pretty high in his world.

Marc is stationed at Barksdale AFB in Louisiana and was in an apartment which is bad for a dog.  But Marc moved in with Ty (a fellow B-52 navigator) when Ty bought a house, a house with a fenced backyard.  So condition number 1 met.

Then to the breed.  A brief study showed an independent (read: runs away), loyal (read: will kill anything that comes close) and doesn't mix well with other pets (read: the cat is lunch.)  Not good but Marc persevered.

Cost--a bull terrier puppy goes for around $2,000.  Ouch.

Solution--Marc went to the web page for the Bull Terrier Breeders Association or something like that and found they had dogs for an adoption for a fee of $300.  At this I jumped in and pointed out that the dogs are up for adoption for a reason--they did something wrong like run away or kill the cat.  Marc persevered and filled out a form that ran about three pages, sent it in and promptly got turned down.  Seems the association had some bad luck with the 'military' and would not place a dog in a 'military environment' whatever that means.  Marc asked the obvious, "Can they do that?"  Maybe not legally but they did.

I was ready to give up but not Marc.  Back to the web and found a site for a breeder near here with a prize winning dog he was looking to sell for $600 on the condition the dog be neutered.  Not good news for the dog but Marc didn't want to breed the dog so ok with Marc.  Marc was home for Christmas vacation, he called the owner and we drove an hour and a half into west Texas looking for the place.  Got lost three times but finally found the farm and rundown farmhouse.   

Not exactly where we thought you would find a Westminister show dog but there he was along with about six or seven brothers, half brothers, sisters, half sisters, etc.  Out came James, the breeder, dressed in overalls and with a voice ravaged by 30 years of cigarettes and a throat cancer operation.  Turns out that James is a modern day Jeb Clampett, being a former dairy farmer that gave up on cows after oil was discovered on his farm.  Bored and looking for something to do he fell in love with Spuds McKenzie, the Bud Lite dog.

For those too young to remember  the late '80s, Budweiser's ad agency dreamt up Spuds, a party dog that drank Bud Lite and attracted good looking women.  Spuds was a hit leading to Spuds stuffed animals, Spuds lamps and Spuds just about everything else.  The only thing Spuds didn't do was increase sales so Spuds was soon out on the street.  First rule of good advertising--if it doesn't move the product it ain't good advertising.  James became a Spuds devotee and bought his first Spuds.  This brought him into contact with the Breeder's Association ("bunch of whackos" according to James' wife) which treated James like dirt which inspired him only more to breed the perfect Bull Terrier. 

Enter Buck, the third James dog, whose real name is Naraja.  Seems James is a big Dallas Mavericks fan and the Mavericks had, for a short while, a player of Mexican (I'm not making this up) descent named Naraja so the dog was named Naraja.  Naraja, the dog not the basketball player, was almost the perfect bull terrier except for an ear that flopped down at the worst times, like judging time at the Westminster dog show and so he had to go after siring a bunch of other terriers and reaching retirement age of five years old.  And Marc decided that he would retire the name Naraja so Naraja became Buck named after General Buck Turgidson, the George C. Scott character in the movie Dr. Strangelove. 

After about an hour of talking to James about everything from the Breeder's Association to the oil bidness to the Mavericks it was time to negotiate.  I decided to head toward the barn and leave it up to Marc and James.  As I was exiting, Marc asked James how firm was the $600 price.  "Ah, hell, you can have 'em."  I stopped in mid-step.  Turned around and Marc was speechless.  James continued in a voice sounding like it was coming out of a gravel pit, "I just want him to have a good home and not go into some damn puppy mill and you look ok being military and all, so shit, you can have him."  To Buck's relief, James also waived the neutering requirement.

Marc's mom and I picked Buck up a week later and drove him to his new home.  And the guys at Budweiser had one thing right--the dog is a chick magnet.  We got stopped three times in the Petsmart parking lot.  And he is a gentleman--no running away or eating the cat.  Champions are brought up to be manhandled at dog shows since the judges do this to test the temperment according to James.

So what does the tale of Buck have to do with getting rich?  It wasn't Marc saving $2,000 or $600 by getting Buck for free.  It's all about not giving up and trying new ways to solve the problem and also getting a little mad and stubborn.  Most people give up trying after being told no and give up on  new approaches and that's why they don't get rich.  It's easier to take the easy way out, forget about saving and forget about finding that investment that will make them rich over time.  The path of least resistence is the easiest path but it's not the path to success. 

Here are specifics of the dog story and finance.

1)  Marc knew exactly what he wanted.

2)  He researched the market.

3)  He went the conventional route (the Association) but when turned down he found an alternate market ie., James.

4)  He got a little mad and a little stubborn.

5)  He found James and he got what he wanted for nothing.

We are not going to always get what we want for nothing but we can get them cheap if we follow the techniques Marc used.   

For more on perseverence see Category 6-Winning At Renting and Category 9-Buying A House for 30% Off.

   

09 - -Buying a House for 20%, 30% Off, or More

9 - Buying a House for 20%, 30% Off - Or More

Buy land.  They ain’t making any more of the stuff.

                                                                            Will Rogers

All You Need To Know

You aren’t even close to buying a house or condo or whatever but you should be planning on it only because most people do end up owning something, somewhere along the line.  Planning for it and preparing for it will build wealth in the long run.

Buying a house is one time when a good FICO score really is necessary.  A good score will make getting a mortgage easier and you will get the best interest rate on the loan.  As noted earlier, the best ways to get a good FICO score are 1) pay your bills on time 2) don’t apply for a lot of cards and 3) pay off your credit card balances. 

Paying off your balances will also get rid of the credit card debt and free up money for the down payment on a house.  Down payments may seem to be things from the past as the market accepts everything from 20% down to zero down but there is a price for less than 20% and it is significant.  Less than 20% down results in a less than optimal interest rate on the loan and you have to buy PMI which is short for Private Mortgage Insurance.  Put 10% down and take out a $150,000 mortgage and PMI will cost you at least $65 a month, or an additional $780 a year or an additional $3,900 over five years.  Putting 20% down AND having a great credit rating will really pay off because the difference between an interest rate of 6% and an interest rate of 8% on a $200,000 loan is $228 a month, $2,736 a year. 

So what?  Well, over the life of the loan you will pay out $82,080 more for the 8% loan than the 6% loan.

But for now just pay your bills on time to improve your credit rating and start saving money for that down payment.  Relax and read on as we come to the fun part which is finding a house for 10%, 20% or 30% off.

The Details

Houses Are Always Too Expensive

Housing prices are, no pun intended, through the roof.  Housing has been called a bubble but in financial circles bubbles are only recognized after they burst as in the dot.com bubble of late ‘90’s.  Housing may have been bid up recently but to the first time buyer anytime, houses are always too expensive, especially in the area where you want to live. 

Because when you start thinking about where you want to buy, you start thinking like an adult which is really scary, at least it was to me.  You want to live where 1) there are nice houses, 2) good schools (which means you are thinking about kids which is also really scary), 3) access to transportation and 4) opportunity for appreciation, or at least not depreciation. 

At this point we will go with a true life example.  I want to stress here that this is not meant to be prideful or boasting but I am convinced that examples of things that have been done in real life are much more useful than just telling somebody how to do something in broad terms.  So let’s go back in time and walk through how we got a house for 30% off in one of the most exclusive suburbs in the Chicago area. 

When we last left Sue and Bill in the chapter on renting, I was very comfortable in our coach house off  Lake Michigan, enjoying the sound of the waves hitting the beach less than a 100 yards away.  Perfect until Sue looked up from the latest Pioneer Press paper and said, “Interesting.”  An ad for a house caught her eye and we started down the slippery slope toward home ownership.  “Let’s just drive by.”  Another nail in the coffin.  As we all learned in some science class, Nature abhors a vacuum so just when you think you got it locked, Nature comes along and shakes things up.

Just Looking

On the positive side, things were getting a bit better financially.  Sue had a full-time teaching job and I had two years under my belt at The Quaker Oats Company with a promotion and one on the horizon.  We were funding our retirement plans and saving some on the side thanks to our low monthly rent payment plus frugal living.  So we “drove by.”  And I had a panic attack because, after we “drove by” I studied the ‘Houses for Sale’ section in earnest and determined that we could afford NOTHING.  We could not qualify for anything.  We didn’t have the 20% down payment on anything and our salaries could not meet the standard percentage test that banks use to determine how much they will lend.

Banks do weird things every once in awhile like make bad loans and then they collapse and the taxpayer pays and they get conservative and then we start all over again but they do usually apply some basic rules on how much they will lend.  They will lend to you to buy a house IF your future monthly mortgage payment is less than 28% of your monthly gross pay.  Another test is that all your debt—proposed mortgage plus car loan plus student loans plus credit card debt—does not exceed 36% of your gross pay.  There is a little wiggle room here but not much and there are a few more tests the banks use but if you can’t pass these, you flunk.

And we flunked, to quote Dick Cheney, Big Time. 

Raise The Bridge or Lower The River

Life likes to work in threes-three legs on the stool, three sides of a triangle, the Marines use three men to a squad because anything more than that gets confusing.  And we had three variables-the 20% down payment, our salaries and house prices.  The first two variables were not variables, they were facts, there was not anything we could do about them.  At that time, banks required 20% down, period.  Our salaries were basically fixed.  They would go up but not by twenty or thirty percent.  So the only real variable was the house price and that would impact the other two variables.  I had to get the house price down because a lower house price meant a lower down payment in absolute dollars AND a lower house price meant that we would meet, or at least get closer, to the 28% and 36% bank tests.  Simple but how do you get the house price down?

Didn’t have a clue.  So the first step was to define the area we wanted to live in.  If that wasn’t affordable, go to Plan B.  And guess what, we narrowed it down to the most expensive suburbs in Chicago.  Way to go.  Why?  Well, not because we were status happy but the area had (still does) the best transportation, best public schools, was near Lake Michigan, stately homes, established downtowns, and had the best potential for continued appreciation.  And trees.  Sue loves trees. 

The area is the North Shore excluding Evanston but including Wilmette, Winnetka, Kenilworth,  and Glencoe.  If you’re sitting in San Francisco, this probably means nothing but think Burlingame, San Mateo, Palo Alto.  If New York, think Scarsdale and Westchester.  Dallas means Park Cities.  You get the idea.  I figured our chances were zero but it would be a ‘learning experience.’

The Learning Curve   

Looking around takes a lot of time and generates a lot of frustration but it also generates a lot of thought which leads to knowledge.  And knowledge is power.  Here is what we learned and how we leveraged the knowledge to lower the price and make our variables work.

Lesson 1-In any town, no matter how rich, there are ugly houses.  Ugly house means everything from décor like the BatCave to badly maintained, nearly falling down houses.  They are out there.  Don’t ask why somebody would live in a dump or decorator challenged environment in one of the most expensive areas in the world but they do.  One house had footprints painted on the ceiling of the living room.  Your job is not to figure out the thinking but to find the house and envision what it would be like after an overhaul.

Lesson 2-There are always people in trouble and trouble usually means divorce, loss of job, or transfer.  We found all three in our house search and in one house.  People in trouble need to get out of trouble and pricing suffers accordingly, for them but in favor of you.

Lesson 3-No offer is too low.  Start below what you can afford and work your way up.

Lesson 4-The hardest lesson is not to fall in love with a house.  Have the guts to walk away because if it doesn’t work, it doesn’t work.  And there are a lot of houses in the world.

Here’s how we applied these hard learned lessons.  We learned Lesson number 1 because real estate ads are written in code, not a very difficult code, but a code nonetheless.  “Charming” means small.  “Needs a little TLC” means it is falling down.  “Unique” means weird.  You get the picture.  Read the ads, look at the houses and you figure things out pretty quick.  But don’t put a lid on what you look at.  Don’t pass on going to see something even if it out of your price range.  We had to think this way since everything was out of our price range.  True Story-a couple we came to know bought a house that was in their price range.  They didn’t look at the house we eventually bought because it was out of their price range.  By the time we negotiated our final price, it not only was in the other couples price range, it was below what they paid for the smaller house.  So, look at everything.

The Team

We also found a realtor that thought like we did, kind of.  She showed us one house that was pretty close to our ‘range’ and then drove us past another that was way out, or so we thought.  She took us through it and it was a challenge but had ‘potential’ and, more importantly, a seller in trouble.  In fact, the seller wasn’t even there.  Her situation was a divorced mom of two who got transferred to Minneapolis and the house was on the market for too long and her company was telling her to dump it because they were picking up part of her mortgage payments as part of the transfer package.  So she was in trouble because she had to sell her house to get the company off her back and free up cash to buy a house up there.  Let the negotiations begin.

First the positives and negative, pros and cons.  Pros on one side of the sheet of paper, cons on the other.  Pros-great suburb, great schools, walk to the train, walk to downtown, big lot, 100 year old house with ‘charm’, and, of course, trees.  Cons-100 year old house with 100 year old furnace, no air conditioning, and enough work to keep us busy for years, six in fact.  Final con-we could not afford it.

Because the mortgage would have been way out of the ranges, 28% and 36%, that the banks dictated.  So lower the price.  Now, these are 25 year old prices so don’t gag but the strategy is key so ignore the numbers except as guideposts. 

Here are the facts:

Original Asking Price was $124,900.
Price recently dropped to $110,000 which means to most realtors that the negotiating is basically over.
Our top offering price dictated by the bank variables (and just squeaking through) was $90,000.

So how do we not go over $90,000?  Try and remember Lesson 4 which was having the ability to walk away.  This was getting harder and harder but we vowed to walk away if necessary.

Just The Facts

Next some basic math.  Negotiations and bargaining tend to end up in the middle-you want a $100 for something, I offer $80, we settle at $90.  So we figured that if she wanted $110,000 and we could realistically pay only $90,000 then we could only offer $70,000.  Even our realtor balked at that one.  “No way.”  I said, ‘I know no way but if we start higher we can never get to $90,000.”  We argued and talked and argued and talked.  Finally she said, “How about a little more?”  “$72,500 tops.”  Ok.

The howls were heard at Wrigley Field but the important thing was that the seller didn’t say no completely.  No way, No good, calling me a few bad words but she didn’t end it.  She countered, we countered, again and again.  Nothing heard for a week, silence, another counteroffer.  The dust settled at $88,500.  We made our top limit with a whopping $1,500 to spare.  We were the proud owners of a house that needed some TLC. 

In the next six years we painted, drywalled, tore out walls, bathtubs and furnaces and replaced.  Not for you?  Why not?  Anybody that does these things for a living is a high school graduate at best and the skills are basic.  You just need the determination and lack of cash to learn them.

The Payoff

Anyway, sold it for $157,000 six years later.  Pretty good return, huh?  $157,000 minus $88,500 divided by $88,500 equals 77%.  Wrong.  We put 20% down so the gain was $157,000 minus paying off the remaining mortgage of about $80,000 divided by $17,700 (our down payment of 20% of $88,500) equals a return on investment of 435%.

This may not be your experience.  You may make mistakes and you may lose money.  But you do have to live somewhere and having a strategy-find somebody in trouble in a good location—will work more times than it fails.  Good luck.  But remember, you don’t have to do anything right now except get your FICO score up and save some money.

And finally, there is a saying in real estate investing-You make money when you buy the house, not when you sell it.  Now you know what that means.

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